Tope-Elope Weekend
also known at a “topie” weekend happens when anyone working in an office setting schedules either a friday or monday off to extend a weekend trip. they will generally schedule this time off as pre-approved vacation time and then conveniently call in “sick” the day before or day after they are supposed to be back at work to extend their weekend.
tope-eloping is enjoyed by those office workers who just don’t give a f-ck. more often then not, tope-elopers are repeat offenders.
co-worker 1: “where is “amber” today, is she back from her trip?”
co-worker 2: “well she took friday off and said she was going white water rafting this weekend so she probably decided to take a tope-elope weekend…you know…a topie”
next day…
“amber”: “good morning everyone!”
co-worker 1: “tope of the morning to you amber!”
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