toph

the female chuck norris
toph pwns so hard it’s an insult to the other characters.
toph, aka the blind bandit, is the earthbender who joins team avatar in season 2 of the nickelodeon cartoon “avatar: the last airbender” to teach avatar aang earthbending. despite being raised as a fragile little rich girl, she actually has a big straight-to-the-point att-tude, is very opinionated and occasionally a little selfish. at the end of season 2 she discovers she can also metalbend and may well be the only metalbender in the world. she fights a bit with the rest of the gang (particularly katara). toph’s blindness is overcome by her earthbending, as she can see even the tiniest object by sensing the vibrations it sends through the ground. she can even feel heartbeats which makes her a human lie detector. toph was the only one to stand up for zuko when he wanted to join the team to teach aang firebending because she could tell he was being sincere is his offer to help.
in a sense she can see more than her visually sound teammates.
toph is easily the most talented earthbender in the world.
a kick-b-tt character from avatar: the last airbender. she is a ninja in the making.
that girl over there is a toph yet to be discovered. the asian kid should be in the last airbender 2 as toph. she seems like she can kick b-tt like toph
another word for fart: emission of gas from the -n-s.
ew! do you smell that stinky toph?

omg that dog just tophed.

josh is the ultimate topher.

his tophs are silent but deadly.
to fail to recall something you have previous knowledge of only to realize you had the knowledge after it is explained to you. usually followed by an “oh yeah!”
topher’s friend: “didn’t you see that movie?”
topher: “no, that was someone else.”
topher’s friend: “remember? you spilled your drink all over the people in front of us.”
topher: “oh yeah!”
to freeload for long periods of time in a residence which is not your mother’s. to not realize you are an inconvenience and are actually disillusioned to think that because you’ve found a semi-permanent place to couch surf and/or guest room sn-tch, you’re now fading into the background and the residents forget you’re there, when, in actuality, you are the splinter in the household’s thumb. they may not always be able to see you, but your presence is irritating and the longer you stay, the more you fester.
he tophed you.

oh man, you got tophed.

guys, i’m being tophed and don’t know how to stop it.

do you think he’ll toph me? oh yeah, you can already tell, he’s a definite toph-er.
to be tophed one must just be stoned out of his mind. must be further along than just being baked. mind games are a must for times like these.
“so anyone up for getting tophed today?”

“ya lets do this, grab an apple!”

“here’s the apple.”

“i’m not gonna fall for that sh-t, again!”

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