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• To put the team on your back

  agreeing to go with your bro on a double date in order to boost his game, knowing full well that your date will be a loud, ugly, obnoxious wh-r-. josh: “dude will you come on this double date with me? i need you to put the team on your back.” ben: “again?” josh: “yep… your […]

• To Shat

  to unknowingly, unbeknownst to you, shat yourself in someone else’s shower because you are that wasted. to shat, or not to shat. that is the question. my baby daddy cannot know i shat in a random person’s shower. that b-tch shat in my shower.

• totes umbrellas

  superlative form of “totes” (i.e., “totally”). girl 1: “r u guys watching the hannah montana finale?” girl 2: “totes!” girl 3: “totes umbrellas!”

• Toughy Stat

  a response to a statement of something being “tough”, or to using “tough” as an adverb. 1. jimmy: man, i just ate that dinner tough! joe: toughy stat! 2. jane: g-d, i got this gross spider bite on my toe. it’s totes gnar so tough. janette: toughy stat!

• toung job

  when a girl licks the tip of a guys p-n-s while giving him a hj dude my girlfriend gave me a toung job last night best feeling ever

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