topless iguana
(n.)(1) a method of dissolving awkward s-xual tension by accusing nearby animals of being naked
(2) a scaly, reptilian gawker that prances gleefully in the presence of jommy
1. (n.1)omg! did you see is last night?! jude totally pulled a topless iguana when tommy mentioned her pulling a paris hilton.
2. (n.2) look! there! next to the cuddling jommy and the fake trees! topless iguanas!
3. (v.) i had to strip the iguana when that hot co-worker of mine saw me changing in my cubicle.
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