toploader
the act of defacating in somebody’s washing machine. similar to an “upper decker” the toploader has the advantage of not only being more inconvenient to the victim, but also much funnier to the person performing, as well as their friends. the toploader is a serious commitment to pranking and should only be used when the victim is a total douche, or it would be really funny to everybody else.
man, that guy wouldn’t let me use his bathroom so i snuck into his laundry room and gave him a toploader!
the act of defecating in the tank of a toilet. also known as an upper decker.
i left them a top loader on my last day at the office.
n/ a communal spliff with most of the marijuana packed tightly at the top, so the first person to smoke it (usually the one to roll it) gets a far bigger high than the others.
p.n/ someone who rolls one of the above.
i swear to never be, roll or not beat the living cr-p out of a toploader.
a term used for describing a hand job where the females fingers are placed around the males p-n-s with her palm on the b-ll-nd.
-similar to how you would hold a gear stick-
commonly seen in nightclubs
“that fat bird gave me a toploader at the side of the dancefloor last night, i j-zzed in her hand and she had to leave.”
somebody who puts all the weed/cannabis in there end of the spliff/joint
you tight -rs- you’ve toploaded the spliff
term used to refer to the late-model nes. games are inserted into the top and stick out from it, similar to a snes or genesis. contrast this with the original side loader model, where the games did not stick out and were covered by an opening/closing flap. also adopted a different controller style from the side-loading nes, the shape of which earned it the nickname “dog bone”; this controller is widely considered inferior to the previous square controller. top loaders can be easily found on ebay at somewhat exorbitant prices.
top loaders are fine and all, but nothing says “nintendo” like that chunky old side loader.
when some one rolls a joint to p-ss round and puts all the weed at the top so he gets most off it to them self.also known as a rackley
tonys such a top loader putting all the weed at his end
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