topo chico

a drink favored by g-ys, hipsters and the elderly. a common beverage seen in g-y bars and nursing homes and sometimes referred to as “h-m–water”. a effervescent beverage preferred by super flaming h-m-s. the translation of topo chico in portuguese literally means “top boy”.
hey man, why was everybody in the nursing home drinking topo chico?

because they’re old as dirt, and old people love topo chico.
an effervescent dirt flavored beverage preferred by those who are g-y, elderly or both. a favorite of those who have easily p-ssed guards. also referred to as h-m–water.
do you have anything to drink besides this nasty -ss topo chico?

nope. i’m super g-y and that’s all i keep in my house
a drink preferred by those of elderly or g-y lifestyles. sometimes both. it’s bubbly, tastes like dirt and and the portuguese translation means “top of boy.” a favorite of individuals who have first names that rhyme with “bon” always enjoyed “pinky’s out.”
i don’t see how you drink topo chico . it tastes like dirt and it looks like h-m- water. your guard sucks.