topside
the act of landing a left/right hook straight onto the side of someone’s head, when done effectively knocking onto their -ss. (top/head, side/hook).
‘if this pr-ck keeps p-ssin me off then he’s gettin a straight topside slap’
jack – ‘there was this right pr-ck in the club last night’
jon – ‘oh yeah what did you do about it?’
jack – ‘oh you know me, just gave him a topside, that shut him up’
‘dont watch that you’ll get a topside’ – dizzee rascal
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a personality trait that demonstrates strong decision-making skills or control, characteristic of h-m-s-xual males who prefer to be on top. often valued by men who want to relax and not make choices (see, e.g. bottomy).
where do you want to eat tonight?” “i’m not feeling like making decisions tonight. just show me your topside and pick.
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