Torcher


a painful sh-t that is caused by eating fast food, lapping up hot sauce, drinking lots of tequila, etc. during and after the event your -sshole burns due to the damage caused to your intestinal track.
the first thing i did when i woke up on sunday afternoon was sit on the john and let loose a loud, liquid torcher.
1.) a singer of “torch” songs; i.e. a female singer of p-ssionate love songs

2.) an arsonist
1.) she was a half-decent torcher, but she was no timi yuro.

2.) he contracted a torcher for 25% of the insurance payout.
torcher is the best canadian metal band ever. they are from kitchener, ontario and are known for sodomizing ontarian eardrums.
guy 1 “dude, torcher was sick last night!”
guy 2 “what?! my eardrums have been sodomized.”
guy 1 “ha ha ha ha!”
being subjected to someone’s emotionally charged, critical rant about something that noone should ever be so charged up about.
person 1: z morning zoo is garbage!!!! and your prank phone calls aren’t funny and they weren’t funny the first 8 bazillion times u did them! so get some new material!!!!!! i hate u z morning zoo!!!! elvis duran may u die of gonaria and rot in h-ll!!!!

person 2:whoa buddy why are you torchering me?

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