Torchthebridge
a message board that was created after gabe from penny-arcade deleted the forums when someone referred to his girlfriend (now, wife) as being fat. after a move to ezboards, spookymikal and oknark banded together in a hilarious show of emo to create a message board that is now known as torchthebridge, or ttb
did you see the post on torchthebridge? the psp is $350!
a bunch of f-ggots who are not good enough for penny arcade that made their own sh-tty forum and banned phentulvor the ebst poster.
anatroll of torch the bridge banned phentulvor because he is a sh-t pushing f-ggot, but phentulvor is posting on his second account so who gives a sh-t?
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