torchure
n: the act of deliberately inflicting severe happiness to a person, often by teasing, flirting, or making them laugh until their face and/or sides hurt.
bf: -sending more cute and hilarious cat videos-
gf: stop torchureing me, i’m already laughing so hard my sides hurt and there are tears running down my face.
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