toreto
toreto is the worst person you’ll ever meet. he sh-ts bricks no joke and is very uncharming. girls go omfg run its toreto when he comes around. toreto also pees cuc-mber juice. he likes daddy frizzy and squats and when he does he farts and rips his pants. he has such hairy -ss legs and is more of a ugly -ss she-man.
“omg toreto…run!”
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