Tori Spelling Syndrome


a.k.a tss- the elongated face that appears on a somewhat decent woman’s body. tss shares several similar symptoms with fragile x syndrome. the word is derived from free loading tori spelling who piggy backed her fathers fame to land roles in sitcoms, all of which her father produced. often you will hear: hey tori spelling, why the long face?
heidi montag is hot, but wow she has got tori spelling syndrome.

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