Tormund
a man with a big d-ck. like, the biggest d-ck ever. like, so big not even light can escape it’s gravitational pull. like, so big he uses the great wall of china as a condom. like, so big that noah’s flood was just him ejaculating. like, sperm whales have a shrine to him despite having 12 foot d-cks themselves. like, so big that he carries around his own personal tower of joy. it derives from tormund giantsbane, the 4th best character in a song of ice and fire. he finds a way to bring up his member in every sentence. this man is the complete opposite of a littlefinger. a common example of this is the most interesting man in the world.
ex 1: dany: did you hear about mel? she totally sucked jon’s d-ck the other night. i hear that he’s a total tormund.
marge: no way! omg! well, tom might be only 9, but he ain’t too bad himself. i should know.
ex 2: dave: listen, mel, i know jon got a big d-ck, but he ain’t got nothing on stan. that’s a tormund if i’ve ever seen one. plus, you’re a total wh-r-, you pyromaniac b-tch.
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