toronto soufflé
when you’re going down on your boyfriend when he’s watching hockey and use maple syrup as lube. his p-b-s get wet so you have to blow-dry them but they catch on fire, so he has to run out into the snow to put it out.
a: hey gurl, what did you do last night?
b: i gave ed a toronto soufflé
a: omg is okay?!
b: he is now, we spent 3hrs in a&e though.
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