Torpedo Snake
torpedo snake; when u gotta go to the bathroom really bad.
instead of saying “excuse me sir, may i use toilet?”
you would say “move b-tch, i got a f-cking torpedo snake!!”
(family gathered for dinner sitting around a table)
jim:”mum, may i use bathroom please?”
mum:”for f-cks sake, jim. this will be your second time!”
jim:”excuse me for having a torpedo snake!”
mum:”well atleast if you unload some sh-t you can finally fit through to kitchen door without being mashed. u f-cking fat piece of sh-t.”
jim:” d-mn mum, maybe you have a torpedo snake too?”
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