torpedoed
the accidental insertion of the erect p-n-s into a woman’s -n-s during regular v-g-n-l intercourse. this is unplanned entry without pre lube or forewarning. often ends in a slap in the face or surprise -rg-sm. usually pain
i was banging that bird and i totally torpedoed her, turns out she had piles and didn’t like it up the sh-tter
to be betrayed, backstabbed, dissed, or punked by a someone you thought loyal.
usually it’s bros before hos, but eddy torpedoed me with that b-tch.
1. to discourage a girl from giving some action to a male friend
being torpedoed is similar to being c-ckblocked, but the culprit is another male friend who is also interested in the same girl. usually the girl is less interested in that other friend; therefore, he tries to ruin his friend’s chances too.
wtf? ken just torpedoed keith’s chances with trinity. that was just a d-mn mean thing to do!
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