TorPOOdo
a torpedo shaped p–p with a smooth body and low drag that plunges into a toilet with such propulsion that it disappears into the darkness of the deep waters, often out of the -ssailant’s sight. this leaves the person with the feeling of essentially a phantom excrement.
-“bro, i totally took a wicked dump, but when i looked into the toilet to evaluate my masterpiece, there was nothing there!”
-“that must’ve been one deadly torpoodo”
2 more definitions
the incredibly fast moving p–p that seems to come out of nowhere, leaving you panicked and in emergent need of a bathroom.
while driving down the highway, i felt a twinge and, a minute later, was struck by the feeling of a torpoodo barrelling through my lower colon, necessitating a last-second pull-off to a service station bathroom.
(n)
1. a. a poo that you let go in water, preferrably with the -n-s pointed at someone. b. a thin cylindrical -n-s-propelled underwater projectile
i bet you can’t hit josh1 with a torpoodo.
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