Torso Hug
when a person, male or female, is sitting, presumably in a chair, and a fairly well-endowed female approaches him for a hug- but does not bend or stoop over to meet the sitting person to deliver the hug.
the height difference between the sitting person and the approaching woman make the contact point for the hug uneven. the sitting person’s face ultimately becomes buried into the br–sts or torso of the standing female; providing opportunity for a motorboat
my buddy was just sitting there, when suddenly a hot girl came up to give him a hug, but when she leaned into him, that torso hug gave him a face full of t-tties!
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