Tort
noun. from the french word for “wrong,” it is an act or omission that, while (usually) not criminal, hurts someone else physically, financially, or otherwise, and allows the injured party to sue whoever did it. tort suits can provide lots of money for lawyers.
after that idiot hit me with his car, my hospital bill was $100,000. i’m going to bring a tort suit against him.
an individual who is highly americanized and typically behaves in an uncultured way.
“no tort can take down a 2-6 of vodka and still come out alive.”
“abercrombie shorts, american eagle shirt, and hurley shoes…what a tort.”
a legal doctrine which holds that money rights all wrongs.
“i just read about a torts case where some dude got his hand cut off in a factory and got $800,000 for it.”
short for “tortellini”.
the judge was hungry and got some tort at the takeout window.
weed, greens, ganja
apeh helank tort utenk?
down for some tort?
tortneraaaaaaa!
a pure crack head, junkie. etc. this person loves nothing more then getting so f-cked up that he can not even think.
christian- peter you tort
peter- brrrr give me a blasttt
christian- you f-cking tort.
the iphone correction to “t-ts”.
“that girl has amazing torts”
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