tortillaing
pr-nounced: tore-tea-ya-ing
the act of throwing tortillas onto something, especially cars.
it was originally started when christine had ripped off some of the extra tortilla from her snack wrap, and decided to throw it out brianna’s window onto the car next to them. it landed perfectly onto the car, and they could not stop laughing. they have also been known to tortilla their own car, while still in it. christine and brianna have become known as the “tortilla bandits” and are coming to tortilla your car next.
“we were tortillaing cars yesterday!”
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