tortoise head
the name applied to poo that comes out just to say h-llo particularly in a manner that is unexpected and unwarranted. ususally happens if you try holding it in for too long.
d-mn, i have a tortoise head and i think its touching cloth. think i better go snap one off before i sh-t my pants.
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