tortuga head ache


the act of using a native caribbean mans shoe or sandal as a funnel/filter for a mixture of sweat ,-ss, p-ss and rum.
collage bro: “why are you in the hospital bra its still spring break”.
crippled suffering collage bro: “i got a tortuga head ache bra”.
florida doctor dude:” gnarly bra” .

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