Torturebook
derogatory name for the social networking site facebook. most often used when referencing awkward or embarr-ssing situations a person has gotten into involving their posts or photos from the site. can also be used when describing the depressing / suicidal posts that a “sympathy baiter” makes on the site.
“so dave tagged a picture of me doing body shots off that girl on torturebook and now amy won’t speak to me.”
“megan put one of her cl-ssic ‘say something nice to me or i’m gonna kill myself cause the guy i banged last sat-rday when i was drunk won’t text me back’ messages on torturebook this morning.”
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