tosh told me to go back to bed
upon finishing your morning shower, exiting clean and ready to start the day you end up having to take a sh-t, ruining you fresh start and feeling the need to just head back to bed and screw the day
taken from the one and only daniel tosh’s standup
“my morning was already off to slow start then i get out of the shower and tosh told me to go back to bed.
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