tossing the salad
it’s a prison thing. lower inmates are forced to lick the -ssholes of the leading inmates, but they put salad dressing on it to hide the taste. hence, tossing the salad.
bend over and toss my salad, b-tch.
-n-lingus. specifically, mouth-to–n-s contact of a s-xual nature. orgin often attributed to prison.
person a: “how was your date last night?”
person b: “not bad, i took her home and we fooled around, but while i was eating her out she asked me to toss her salad too.”
taking tongs and mixing the salad so you do not just get salad or tomatoes you get everything. for more information on tossing salads go to www.thecookingchannel.com
licking someones -n-s usually when it has salad dressing on it.
today, i was chosen by my coworkers to explain to my elderly boss that ”tossing the salad” isn’t another expression for saying ”brainstorming”. she didn’t believe me. guess we will all keep ”tossing the salad” for new ideas each afternoon. fml
a slang-term indicating the use of one’s tongue and lips to lick, suck, and penetrate one’s -n-s for the purposes of s-xual stimulation: the term originated in prisons during the late 1970’s or early 1980’s and was derived from the fact that salad dressing was often used to help suppress the taste. other condiments such as grape-jelly, maple-syrup, and ketchup have also been used for this purpose as well.
the expression became famous due to the statements of a prison inmate in an hbo special t-tled: “prisoners of the war on drugs”, and a joke by chris rock based on the hbo special.
first of all, right, if hes a new comer, right, i want him to suck my -ss with jelly, what they call “tossing the salad” — thats the slang word: “tossing salad” — it means sucking my -ss, right, with jelly or without jelly. some people use syrup, i prefer for the guy to use jelly, right. i will reach my climate, right, i will automatically get hard right. i will, you know, come automatically if hes sucking my -ss for about ten minutes or longer. its a sensation/feeling and it makes you feel real good. most all gays do that, you know what im saying? like guys to suck their -ss. its just like a p-ssy, right, but the only different is its not a p-ssy, right. it’s clean, the person is decent, and the person knows that thats a -sshole but in they mind they’re lookin’ at it like a p-ssy because hes in prison. so, toss my salad, and let him eat me, you know, and we straight. thats it.
michael “snowball” jones
inmate #000838155a, east jersey state prison
licking the -sshole, with jelly or syrup
i prefer syrup!
eating out of the -ss
i slapped some syrop on her -ss and tossed the salad….
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