Tossing the Truffles
the act of avoiding crazed, clingy, predatory women by p-ssing them off to a friend(s), who may very well be going in way over their head(s), so as to avoid unwanted, s-xual relations and intense, mental duress.
usually, such an action is an act of desperation, but desperate times call for desperate measures.
ken: i’m giving up on trying to keep pamela as a platonic friend. she’s on the prowl and wants to jump my bones. she’s tried face-raping me several times while i was trying to do my homework. and then the other day, she called me 10 times in a row when i ignored a text from her. enough’s enough!
john: d-mn, that’s ridiculous! what are you gonna do?
ken: i’m tossing the truffles to sam. she’s pick up on his scent, and he’s willing and gullible enough to go for her…. poor b-st-rd.
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