tossometer


an imaginary device that measures how truly dire something is.
guy1: “get a load of my new hawaian shirt – it rocks!”
guy2: “sorry dude, it’s a ten on the tossometer.”
an imaginary device that measures how truly dire something is.
guy1: “get a load of my new hawaian shirt – it rocks!”
guy2: “sorry dude, it’s a ten on the tossometer.”
an imaginary device that measures how truly dire something is.
guy1: “get a load of my new hawaian shirt – it rocks!”
guy2: “sorry dude, it’s a ten on the tossometer.”

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