Tot Block
being c-ckblocked by someone ages 13-0, otherwise known as a ‘tot’.
1.man i was about to get blown until her little sister totblocked me!
2.i was about to get it on at south access and then that c-ke head totblocked me!
to stop someone from stealing one of your tater tots. this usually happens when a hungry friend thinks you are distracted and reaches for a tot from your plate. then you catch them in the act just in time.
bob: so i told her i don’t care what color — hey, bro! (looks down at plate and brandishes a fork threateningly) lay off the tots! i’m going to eat those!
tom: dang! i just got tot blocked!
when you are rejected s-xual intercourse because of the presence of a toddler
i had to babysit the other day, and that little kid totally tot blocked me.
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