Total Dump Job


the tragedy of an extremely pretty girl whose beauty is horribly marred by dumpy, flabby, 90 year old woman t-tties to the extent that her otherwise banging body is completely ruined. the most frustrating thing is you’ll only discover she’s a total dump job after having invested considerdable time and resources into courting her. it is an unwritten rule amongst men that total dump jobs are outed whenever and where ever they are encountered.
is it true you broke up with your gf?

had to brah, she was a total dump job.

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