Total Oppo-shit
– used to describe the result of not following what you were clearly told to do.
not just an unintended result but the total opposite with a negative consequence.
see also complete oppo-sh-t
you are asked a question by your boss who -ssures you he wants the the truth.
you provide the honest answer “yes, you are an -sshole.”
you get fired on the spot. that’s the total oppo-sh-t of what you expected.
when you get home and share this unfortunate turn of events with your girlfriend, she stares at you blankly.
you tell her not to worry, you will bounce back.
“with you by my side how can i lose?”, she then tells you
to get your sh-t and get out…now!
that was the complete oppo-sh-t of what you wanted!
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