totalfark
$5 a month version of fark.com. access to more articles, civilized and humorous repartee, valuable advice threads and regular drew curtis and wil wheaton visits.
the internet evolution:
– totalfarkers
– something awful goons
– fark-liters
– slashdotters
– mildew
– dog hair
– urbandictionary.com regulars who post about their friends and their fake s-xual experiences with single subject-verb sentences
– live journal attention wh-r-s
– -ssistant crack wh-r-
there is no ultrafark.
if somethingawful is the state university, totalfark is the ivy league.
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