totally not gay
really, really, ridiculously gay.
darren: hey, do these espadrilles make me look like some sort of twink?
chris: don’t worry brah. you look totally not gay. chuch.
when closeted gay men who desperately seek the attention and approval of others jokingly engage in s-xual innuendos that would otherwise appear to make them h-m-s-xual but then claim that its “totally not gay” when it is in-fact completely, 100% gay.
zephyr: hey, why don’t i pretend to perform f-ll-t– on you.
jono: sure, cuz we’re “straight” so its funny because we’re totally not gay!
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