tote bag

the begining stages of douche baggery
josh was being such a tote bag last night at that party when we were playing cod
an evolution from totes, which evolved from totally.
-that new george michael alb-m has got it going on!
–canvas tote bags!
a douche bag of the npr variety; who is obsessed with “local” foods and “green” anything. this person goes beyond the normal caring person, and is truly annoying. will most likely have a beard and/or a retro street bike.
did you see tom over there?
who is that?
the totebag, the one with the beard.
an idiot, someone who’s a jerk or difficult.
dane cook is a total totebag
a bookbag that mainly teenage girls use to hold their sh-t in. probably sh-t that won’t fit in their jeans because those are too tight. i think that girls believe they are more fashionable with one and that it makes them look/feel a lot more womanly or feminine. even if you are a shim, it
can boost your confidence. at school, its a replacement for a backpack. it’s also a lot cooler to run in because if you’re going to be late to cl-ss, you don’t want your fat and overstuffed backpack (full of calculators, multi-colored highlighters, cheap lip gloss, and completed homework) flopping against your back and look like a complete dumb-ss. you can fit as much sh-t in your tote bag and it will still not look as gay and bulky as the backpack you previously used. if you go to the mall, you’ll probably see about every other f-cking girl with one on their shoulder. sometimes girls carry two because they’re just to lazy or embar-ssed to carry a bigger bag that will hold all of it…
paul: check out that girl’s tote bag. she probably has nothing but her cell phone in it.

ben: ha. my sister paid me 10 dollars to drive her to pac sun just so she could buy one like every other 14 year old.
also mean totally; agreeing
did you see her hair? tote bag!
abbreviation for totally.
“are you excited about jamie’s bat mitzvah?”
“tote-bag!”