totes amazeballs
a phrase for which the true meaning is unknown, but evidence of its use in context suggests that it is a proclamation of one’s virginity, lack of self-respect, or a desire to be flogged.
non-hipster: “why does this sh-t phrase exist? who thought ‘totes amazeb-lls’ was a good idea?”
fuzzwan: “use this term whenever possible and the opportunities to use it will be endless.”
non-hipster: “how, in your mind, does using a phrase increase the opportunities to use the phrase? are you high?”
recently brought to my attention by a fond friend. use this term whenever possible and the opportunities to use it will be endless. this term is short for ‘totally amazing’
dewey: hey fuzzy.. what u wanna do after work tonight, it’s my birthday! (to the power of ten repeated)
fuzzy: i dunno.. let’s get wasted?
dewey: you know it! totes amazeb-lls!
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