totes awkies
an appreviated version of the phrase “totally awkward”, and is also known as “totes awks”.
totes awkies is most commonly used be hipsters and indies.
girl 1: how was the party?
girl 2: uh it was totes awkies cause jess caught me and her boyfriend making out.
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