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• touch your lunch

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• Tounge Bath

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• tounge tower

  the act in which a p-n-s is placed on the mouth, preferably under the tounge. the person with the p-n-s now in the mouth must say the alphabet clearly before the other can j-zz, spray or c-m in their mouth. little kurtis : daddy do i have to give you a tounge tower? michael : […]

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