totes comfy
abbreviation for totally comfortable. often used by girlfriends who make up rediculous abbreviations in baby talk, but unknowingly and ultimately demasculate their boyfriends
come on babe you’ve been asleep on the couch for an hour, let’s go to bed
but i’m totes comfy, i don’t want to get up
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