Totes D’Ivoire
a rad and awesome new way to say “totally.” it’s so cool and revolutionary because it involves the bad-ss west african country, cote d’ivoire (ivory coast). perfect to use when you want to answer a question positively and with enthusiasm.
-“hey shooter mcgavin, you goin to the kegger with those freshman zetas after lax practice tonight?”
-“totes d’ivoire, bro!”
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