Totes Mascrotes


a variation of totes magotes, an awkward attempt at a cool way to say “totally”. totes mascr-t-s indicates agreement that something is really lame.
“it really annoys me when people use the word literally and don’t mean literally.”

“totes mascr-t-s.”

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