totes vagina
another form of totes my goats, totes v-g-n- is used when you have the urge to say the word v-g-n-, with a good excuse.
emily: “hey lets make pancakes at 5 in the morning!”
danielle: “ohmygaww…. totes v-g-n-…”
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