Totton
a dag.
a small clinging t-rd.
a small clinging t-rd hanging on the edge of the toilet seat that is southampton.
a piece of semi-dried execrement that clings un-noticed apart from that faint sh-tty -rs–crack smell you can’t explain.
an -rs- that hasn’t been wiped properly.
hampshire dorp where all the tarts give free blow-jobs for a gl-ss of bacardi.
totton trash in totton bar sez : ‘thez no bog-roll in sh-tter, so i’ze a bit ‘totton m8′, fancy a blow mush?’
sc-mmer sez: ooarh winds in west, stink o’ sh-t,… muzz be totton…. better check me arzes…..’
will shakespeare sez,
‘ they is no thing quite as rotten,
as thiy stinking stench of totten! bluerk
`):-d….
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