Touch Check
the act of reaching around to your -ss and pushing your pants/underwear into your crack after a questionable or wet fart. if your clothing sticks, its time to get somewhere and clean up. if it falls away without sticking, you are safe to proceed.
dude that sounded wet, you better touch check before we get too far from a bathroom.
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