touch of the downs


when someone does something really stupid, or when someone has a really stupid look on their face. its saying they are r-t-rded.
john just locked his keys in the car while it was running. that fool has a touch of the downs.

that girl over there is nasty, she looks like she has a touch of the downs.
when one briefly suffers from slight r-t-rdation and lack of intelligence similar to downs syndrome. may also include a blank expression and an attraction to r-t-rded sh-t like shiny metal.
-braden was acting wierd today. he tried to m-st-rb-t- with his left knee then stared at a urinal for 3 hours.
-yeah i heard. he must have a touch of the ‘downs.

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