Touchbert
(noun) a person or persons ‘touched’ by g-d. these kinds of people can be seen anywhere, particularly subway stations, park benches, and anywhere else that costs nearly nothing to spend time at. a touchbert can sometimes be seen talking to themselves and almost always looking very confused.
a touchbert would walk into an event wearing a colorful jacket from the 90’s, high-water jeans, and shoe’s with velcro. this man will try to get into the event buy paying with a cup of home-made soup and a newspaper.
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