touched by an angel
when you take a sh-t and the water splashes you -sshole and/or tant.
i took a sh-t and got touched by an angel.
when you take a sh-t and the sh-t comes out of your -n-s quickly and cleanly, and you don’t need to wipe.
“thank g-d i was touched by an angel.”
when a man/woman m-st-rb-t-s a man, allows him to -j-c-l-t- into his/her palm, and immediately slaps the guy in the face with the s-m-n covered hand.
my boyfriend was touched by an angel last night for being such an -ss.
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