Touched out
when you want to punch your toddler in the face and your women’s self defense training comes to the front of your mind when your husband grabs your -ss.
a touched out mom isn’t good for anyone. wean your d-mn 2 year old and ask your husband to whack off for a few days.
#dr. sears #sahm
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