touching tips

the well-guarded secret greeting amongst men that may only be performed in the complete absence of women. it is performed by two men standing opposite of each other and pressing the tips of their p-n-ses together. very similar to a handshake. eye contact is not advised, verbal consent is strongly recommended and proper hygiene is greatly appreciated.
also a great and completely non-awkward way to determine if an individual is circ-mcised.
“h-llo there dear sir, care to engage of touching tips?”
“well how could one refuse such a modest and reasonable request? of course i would like nothing more”
-presses tips together-
“splendiferous, say, i couldn’t help but notice that you are circ-mcised.”
“yes, what a keen and correct observation you have made.”
-end-
not gay if someone says no-h-m- before after the action of touching tips
touching tips tn but gonna say no h-m-
a well-guarded secret greeting amongst men that may only occur in the absence of women. it is performed by pressing the tips of two p-n-ses together, head on, forming a straight veiny line. verbal consent is strongly recommended and eye contact is not advised. can be used to determine if a male is circ-msided without creating an awkward or uncomfortable situation.
“h-llo there fine sir, interested in touching tips?”
“of course, how could one turn down such a reasonable request.”
-touches tips together-
“perfect, but i couldn’t help but notice that you’re circ-mcised.”
“what a keen and correct observation that you have made.”