touchy pokey
any personal, hand held electronic device that is interacted with by touching or poking by hand. as in an iphone, ipod, blackberry, tablet, ipad etc.
yo, put that touchy pokey down so we can play touchy feely.
teacher: ok kids, please refrain from playing with your touchy pokey during instructional time.
your touchy pokey is vibrating, do you want to get that?
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