toufic
(1) person who has similar physical characteristics to a bear. can sometimes be mistaken for one.
(2) word used to describe an overly confident, sometimes arrogant man who thinks every woman would sleep with him.
(3) person who has a (very) close affinity to animals.
(4) name given to an awesome guy of middle eastern descent who has a sharp wit and a filthy mind.
(1) guy 1: “why are you wearing a black singlet under your white shirt?”
guy 2: “i’m not. that’s just my hair.”
guy 1: “oh…”
(2) guy: “well here i am. what were your other two wishes?”
girl: “you’re such a toufic.. get over yourself!”
(3) guy: “man, i wish i was born in new zealand. that way people wouldn’t think i was so weird…”
(4) girl: “hi moot!”
guy: “hi spring goose chicken b-tch… ohhhh swish!!!”
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