Tough Tits
a sarcastic phrase used to express one feelings of flippancy. similar to the phrase ‘too bad’
man comes into shop
shopkeeper: i’m just about to go on my lunch break, i’ll get margret to serve you. margret, margret….slight pause
margret: ….yees!
shopkeeper: shouting upstairescan you come down and serve this gentleman please?
margret: after a moment of awkwardness…i haven’t got any arms or legs!
shopkeeper: aww…that’s tough t-ts int’ it.
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